Cast:
Finest Bike in the land-------- Specialized Rockhopper Pro
Lucky Bastard------------------- YÍŸoÍŸuÍŸrÍŸ NÍŸaÍŸmÍŸeÍŸ HÍŸeÍŸrÍŸeÍŸ
Plot:
Madcap ad unites forlorn recluse with elegant transportation.
Genre:
Heartwarming Drama.
Can you feel it?
What a tale!
I dated an actor for a time.
Alison
Born to it.
Her parents say she was role playing in the crib.
It's not even work for her.
Tell a story with a glance.
And what an accomplished liar!
If she hadn't fallen into acting, she could have made millions selling used cars.
Politics!
What if she had chosen Politics?
Oh, just imagine!
She dumped me.
Said I had been edited out.
Sigh.
But I Digress.
Specialized Rockhopper Pro Disc.
Rockhopper has been in continuous production since 1985.
They've had time to work the kinks out.
Why they're even admired by those uppityass Cannondale owners.
Cannondale owners- So, so judgmental.
You can tell just by looking at them.
15" Frame.
Rider 5'3" to 5'7"
Bottle Cage.
26" Tires.
27 Speeds.
Outrageously tuned and detailed by responsible persons wearing fresh shorts.
Cash Local Pickup.