I know. I know.
You have better things to do with your life than worry about looking adorable.
Life is about more than looking “Adorable.”
It’s just someone’s stupid ass opinion anyway.
What if it just happens?
You needed a bike anyway.
Think how your Grannie will feel. “ Oh My God, You’re so adorable on that lovely conveyance!”
Well, she thought you adorable back when you had one tooth and a full diaper.
But now she’ll think you even more adorable.
You with your new bike, your 32 pearly whites and even though some still think you
full of ………………
Buy it to make Grannie Happy
Too far you think?
Dragging Grannie into getting you to buy a bike?
I feel guilty about that.
Leaving it in though.
This bike would be of some interest to collectors.
But remember collectors would never sit at our lunch table anyway
and this bike was built to be ridden not collected.
Mechanically solid as a rock.
Schwinn "Collegiate" Step Through.
Charming Bell? Yes!
Bold Brass Bud Vase? Yes!
1970's Vintage. 3 Speed
Look at those fenders!! You could use them as a makeup mirror!
Cruiser frame will fit most everyone except the extremely tall and the vertically challenged.
Freakin' poetry with a kickstand.
Tuned and detailed by responsible persons whose Grannie rode a similar bomb.
I have had both shots,
Back at the end of February when I saw a Chinese gentleman on the news aim an IR thermometer at someone's forehead I rushed to find mine and shot my forehead. Heretofore it had only taken the temp of output transistors. February- Forehead 91.4 degrees. Today 6/16/21 91.5 degrees. I seem to be crud free. If you should opt to buy yourself this fineass bicycle, I'll scrub up and place it so you can have a cruise or we can social distance exchange. It's so disinfected you could lick it.
But don't lick it.
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