Are you tired of landlords who want your firstborn child as a security deposit? Exhausted by rental listings that say "utilities included" but then hand you a calculator and a physics textbook to figure out your "fair share"? Boy, do I have the deal for you!
## THE BASICS (FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SCROLLING)
* $500/month (that's it, no hidden fees or surprise charges)
* Furnished room (with actual furniture, not just a cardboard box labeled "bed")
* EVERYTHING included (internet, heat, AC, water, electricity, existential dread)
* Zero security deposit (yes, you read that correctly)
* Move in whenever (tomorrow? next week? during the next full moon?)
* Parking in driveway (with actual space, not "if you fold your car in half")
* Located on a quiet dead-end circle (where solicitors fear to tread)
## WHAT MAKES THIS PLACE SPECIAL
This isn't just any room in any house. This is a room in MY house, located on Milton's best-kept secret: a dead-end circle where the most exciting thing that happens is when someone gets a new mailbox. The silence is so complete you can hear your own thoughts (sorry about that).
The driveway has more space than my retirement account, and the laundry is free to use. I don't even make you do that awkward "is it okay if I wash these?" dance every time.
## THE CATCH
There isn't one. I know, shocking. I'm just a normal person with a spare room who doesn't believe in security deposits or complicated billing arrangements.
📞👉If you are interested, text me your email address or phone number . I can send you more information.